These are some emails I exchanged with a so called psycic. I met this guy in an AOL chat room, he just IMed me and starting telling me stuff. I didn't save the IM log, but I did save the email messages. I pissed the psycic off when we were talking through the IM, so I decided to write a suck up letter to him.

Subj: hey
Date: 04/10/97
To: XXXXXX

hey, remember me? listen, i'm sorry if i send anything to offend you. i've met a lot of pozers, and talked to a lot of lamerz. its good to see that there's actually someone out there who isn't lame. it must be awesome to be phsycic. i wish i was. any suggestions??? i read that usually phsycics are very open-minded, and thoughts and ideas pop-up from nowhere. is it true??? it would be cool to know almost everything about a person just be talking to them. can you read people's minds and stuff??? when you take tests and stuff, can you just intune into everyone's thoughts and get the right answer? that would be sooooo kewl. well, i gotta go (gotta fix that damn computer virus), again, sorry about what i said.

later




Subj: ah!! you are not telling the truth!!
Date: 97-04-13 23:17:33 EDT
From: XXXXXX
To: Me

Hellooooo I am the psychic..


I have read your mind and you are not telling the truth about the VIRUS. You goto boyscout every monday and Jon Mcquade is in your scout..... (I am not Jon Mcquade, believe me!!!) I am not I am serious!! You should be trading games and that Jake?? or Jeff ?? that you were talking about I have read his mind and warn him that he won't be graduating from Lakota. Something will happen to him this year that will get him kicked out of school forever!!!!!! Warn him!!! And Jon Mcquade tell him that his girl friend finger bangs right front of mirror(I am serious!!) and he should get away from her!!!!



okay, some of the stuff he said was true, like trading warez with Jeff. I just got rid of a computer virus, and I was lying at the end of my email saying that I needed to get rid of it (it was already gone). I have no idea who this Jon Mcquade guy is, and why he's talking about boyscouts. Jeff got expelled from Lakota because he brought nunchucks to school. Is this a real psycic, or maybe its just Jeff?