[Summer 2002 Update: These chat logs originally had the screen names censored out, but since that was four years ago I've "uncensored" some of them. Enjoy. --Jonah]
I've been on the internet for a good three years now, and over time I've met lots of different people. I've come into habit to open a chat log whenever I meet someone interesting. I've put together a little collection for you. Most of these logs came from when I was on America Online. Have phun reading through them, and remember: no matter how dumb or funny these people sound, I DID NOT MAKE UP ANY OF THEM!
BOOM! My web page crashes a server
I've block out the original name on some of the logs with XXXX for privacy reasons. I also blocked out my name with ZZZZ.
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Okay, this guy isn't no lamer, he's a friend of mine on ICQ. My web page crashed his computer. hehe, it also crashed his school's server.
Old Chat Logz
Logz from when I was on AOL.
Hacker
I got tired of my friend calling me a "small fry hacker" so I decided to change his AOL screen name to a child account (with child accounts you can't IM, email, go to web pages, etc, etc). He got another screen name (it was like Pearl or something) and IMed me begging me to change it back. hehe
An AOL Lamer
This is an example of a person who hangs out in priv room cool.
Yet Another AOL Lamer
This d00d IMed me, then claimed he didn't.
AOL Lamer #3
This lamah thought I had stole his password through a profile. I tried to tell him how to make a password stealer to get his password back, but he's just too stupid to understand.
LAMEO
I don't like to join "hacking groups" on AOL, cuz they're all so freakin LAME. Besides, I don't believe that IM bombing and phishing is hacking. Anyway, this guy wants me to join his little warez group.
DIE PHISHER DIE
My skills (hah!) on punting a phisher offline. Didn't even use a proggie.
Psycic Powers?
My own personal experience with an online psycic teen. Don't know if it might just be some kid from my school claiming to be psycic though.
AOLers Flaming Each Other
LOL, seeing AOLers flaming each other is funny. They can't swear at each other, otherwise it would be a violation of AOL's Terms Of Service. anyway, this is log of a couple people dissing a computer nerd.
NOTE: I don't trade warez, hacking docs any other computer stuff anymore. I can find everything I need by surfin' the net. TRADING SUX! Oh, and about the log with the password stealer...its called a trojan, not a virus. My bad, I didn't know any better =) oh, and i don't go around punting, which it may seem like. punting is lame. i don't scroll either. scrolling is hella lame. it may seem like i think everyone on AOL is a lamer. but the truth is that there are some kewl people on AOL.
*SECRET* CHAT LOG
[Summer 2002 Update: hehe, now this is a good one. This was originally a "secret" chatlog I had on my site. This took place back in 9th grade when I was at Lakota. I had a crush on this girl named Melissa, and I just happened to find out her screen name on AOL. One Friday night I decided to approach her online. But she wasn't the person whom I expected it to be... instead it was one of her friends using her account. Everything went downhill from there....]
